Free falling and fur

I'd been having scary Alice in Wonderland dreams of falling, falling, falling....

Josee Bisaillon

My bed (with me in it) was falling through the floor into the basement.

David had recently noticed, with no small amount of alarm and thinly veiled panic, the structural beam that supports the whole house was rotten, you could poke a pen in the wood, soft as sawdust.

This fun discovery helped explain the two-inch gap between the floor and our bedroom walls.  The house was slowly collapsing.

911 Larry.

He brought over a three TON jack and a heavy beam, and jacked the whole house back to almost plumb.  This was done with a great deal of panache and pride.  It's not every day you get to save a sleeping family from certain death.

Thank you Larry.  Now my dreams involve what I just found in the radiators.

Come visit soon!  Your radiator will be free of fur and you will not fall through the floor.

How's that for a marvelous marketing motto???